Rondo might be the death of me
If I were playing Celtics drinking game last night (perhaps a little on the sad side since I was watching it alone in my apartment) and my Celtics drinking player were Rajon Rondo (as always), the damage would have been:
- 33 shots of beer (field goals by Celtics players not named Rondo)
- + 20 shots of beer (total points by Celtics players named Rondo)
- + 6 shots of hard liquor (total number of jump shots made by Rajon fucking Rondo)
The hard shots were doable in the past since Rondo averaged about 0.2 made jump shots per game. Apparently he’s found his jumper and on an unrelated note, I’m announcing my retirement from Celtics drinking game. PEACE

